I HAD A CHAT WITH ARTEMIS FOWL!!!!! *blush*

Me: Hi!

Artemis: Hello.

Me: I love you!

Artemis: Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.

Me: Minerva Paradizo?

Artemis: Ah, she's quite the devious little plotter, isn't she? Not a patch on me of course. But then again, no one ever is.

Me: Ah, i see. You like Minerva?

Artemis: She is a genius after my own heart. It is difficult not to like such a prodigy.

Me: Gawd, man! You love her!

Artemis: I don't know you that is.

Me: What are you plotting?

Artemis: Why should I tell you? I assure you, it is dangerous, and you do not want to know.

Me: YOU look weird to me.

Artemis: I don't know you that is.

Me: You're stupid!

Artemis: I beg your pardon? Me, stupid? Look who is talking. A doorknob would have a higher IQ than you.

Me: I HATE YOU!

Artemis: Why should I care? You’re not the only one. If that’s all that you want to waste my time with, I might as well do my geometry homework.

Me: Whatever.

Artemis: Sorry, I don't understand.

Me: Are you a VAMPIRE?

Artemis: No. Just because my skin is pale and I used to have an aversion to sunlight doesn't mean that I am a fictional creature.

Me: You're NOT smart!

Artemis: I am.

Me: I am smarter than you, man!

Artemis: I think we both know the answer to that. One of us is more intelectual than the other. Can you guess who it is? I'll make it simple. It's not you.

Me: Are you real?

Artemis: As real as I can get.

Me: Do you love me? [LOL.]

Artemis: Oh dear no. Your intellect is much too insufficient. I'm terribly sorry, but I must add that if you contact me again I will have to tell Butler to remove you. [wut duh? BAD ARTY!]

Me: you like me? [yes, another try!]

Artemis: If you insist. [buwhhahah!!! yes, finally arty likes me too!]

Me: WHO ARE YOU??!!

Artemis: I am Artemis Fowl. A child prodigy, if I do say so myself. Who are you?

Me: I'm Cathrel. Are you a genius?

Artemis: You should have known the answer, by now. Yes, I am a genius.

Me: What are you?

Artemis: I am a human of course. I go by the name of Artemis Fowl, if you really must know.

Me: You like Chess?

Artemis: I enjoy chess. It's rather a relaxing method of proving intellectual dominance over a friend.

Me: YOU SUCK!

Artemis: Hardly. I am not the one trading insults with a person I've never met before, am I?

Me: I like you anyways.

Artemis: Admire me, I suppose. Who doesn't? If you mean it in a less formal manner however, back off.

Me: YOUR BLUE EYES! [drools]

Artemis: Thank you. You should have seen me with Holly's iris-cam in though...

Me: Any fangirls?

Artemis: Sorry, I don't understand.

Me: Fine. Goodbye!

Artemis: Leaving so soon? But I haven't reduced you to tears yet!

Me: Yes. Yes i am.

Artemis: Good.

Me: URGH!!!! BYE!

Artemis: Farewell. If I never see you again, it shall be too soon.

denEenA wrote:oh! first to reply.
i don't know what to say.
it's like chatting w/ artemis is just a waste of time but it was also really fun.

and the funny thing was he just have the same answers over and over again.

denEenA wrote:oh! should be like that? LOL.
yeah, same answers cause i have also same questions from the beginning till the end.

cathrelLOVESedward wrote:

denEenA wrote:oh! should be like that? LOL.
yeah, same answers cause i have also same questions from the beginning till the end.

WTH??

LOL

I am adequately content.

I am adequately content.